{"product_id":"middle-finger-moose-figurine","title":"Middle Finger Moose Figurine","description":"\u003cspz-accordion animate=\"\" class=\"product-desc-container lg:page-container i-spzhtml-layout-container\" data-full-width=\"true\" i-spzhtml-layout=\"container\" layout=\"container\"\u003e\u003csection class=\"relative\" expanded=\"\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-item-header flex items-center justify-between\"\u003e\u003ch3 class=\"m-0 mr-4 font-semibold leading-1.25 body-base lg:body-plus-2\"\u003eDescription\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-item-content mce-content\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"147\" data-start=\"106\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🦌🖕 Zero F*cks Given – Moose Edition\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"205\" data-start=\"149\"\u003eWhen words aren’t enough, let this moose do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"368\" data-start=\"207\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong data-end=\"248\" data-start=\"216\"\u003eMiddle Finger Moose Figurine\u003c\/strong\u003e — a bold, sarcastic desk or shelf companion that perfectly captures your inner mood. 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