{"product_id":"tinkleted","title":"The Naughty Planter","description":"\u003cspz-accordion animate=\"\" class=\"product-desc-container lg:page-container i-spzhtml-layout-container\" data-full-width=\"true\" i-spzhtml-layout=\"container\" layout=\"container\"\u003e\u003csection class=\"relative\" expanded=\"\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-item-header flex items-center justify-between\"\u003e\u003ch3 class=\"m-0 mr-4 font-semibold leading-1.25 body-base lg:body-plus-2\"\u003eDescription\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-item-content mce-content\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🪴 A Planter Like No Other\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMeet Tinkle Ted™, the most adorably inappropriate addition your plants never knew they needed! With his pants down and pride out (literally), Ted isn’t just a planter—he’s a \u003cem data-end=\"449\" data-start=\"413\"\u003epotty-trained conversation starter\u003c\/em\u003e. Cheeky, charming, and always ready to “relieve” your overwatered worries, Ted turns plant care into comedy gold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't just a planter—it’s a conversation starter, a hydration hero, and the funniest little potty pal your succulents will ever know. Water your plant, and watch as Ted turns plant care into a \u003cem data-end=\"662\" data-start=\"651\"\u003erelieving\u003c\/em\u003e experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" auto-fit=\"\" class=\"i-spzhtml-layout-intrinsic i-spzhtml-layout-size-defined\" height=\"900\" i-spzhtml-layout=\"intrinsic\" layout=\"intrinsic\" src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/81c41ffc83a846c8e8d6b060dc825185.jpeg\" width=\"900\"\u003e\u003ci-spzhtml-sizer class=\"i-spzhtml-sizer\" slot=\"i-spzhtml-svc\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"i-spzhtml-intrinsic-sizer\" role=\"presentation\" src='data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,\u0026lt;svg%20height=\"900px\"%20width=\"900px\"%20xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"%20version=\"1.1\"\/\u0026gt;'\u003e\u003c\/i-spzhtml-sizer\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHandcrafted for Maximum Mischief\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTed may be cheeky, but he’s also classy. Made from durable, high-quality ceramic, this tiny urinator is built to last (and laugh). His clever design not only gets attention—it \u003cem data-end=\"904\" data-start=\"896\"\u003eworks.\u003c\/em\u003e His strategically placed \u003cem\u003eahem\u003c\/em\u003e spout ensures your plants stay perfectly hydrated while Ted… well, \u003cem\u003ehandles the rest.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Ultimate Gift For Plant Lovers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhether you're looking to spice up your living room, prank a plant-loving friend, or just need a good laugh every time you water the plants, Tinkle Ted™ is the \u003cem data-end=\"1267\" data-start=\"1255\"\u003enumber one\u003c\/em\u003e choice. He’s equal parts functional and funny—just the way nature (and your inner 12-year-old) intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" auto-fit=\"\" class=\"i-spzhtml-layout-intrinsic i-spzhtml-layout-size-defined\" height=\"1200\" layout=\"intrinsic\" src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/03ecd1c6e845ee8b9d4d9a8e6c769912.jpeg\" width=\"1200\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1404\" data-start=\"1242\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1261\" data-start=\"1242\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1404\" data-start=\"1242\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🌱 Planter Size: 5.3\" x 4.7\" x 3.7\" (13.5 x 12 x 9.5 cm)\u003cbr data-end=\"1323\" data-start=\"1320\"\u003e💧 Catch Tray: 3.1\" x 2.8\" (8 x 7 cm)\u003cbr data-end=\"1363\" data-start=\"1360\"\u003e📦 Material: Premium Hand-Painted Ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1665\" data-start=\"1411\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-end=\"1445\" data-start=\"1413\"\u003eWhy You'll Love Tinkle Ted™:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1665\" data-start=\"1411\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e✔️ Bold \u0026amp; Bladder-Friendly Design\u003cbr data-end=\"1484\" data-start=\"1481\"\u003e✔️ A Drainage System with Personality\u003cbr data-end=\"1524\" data-start=\"1521\"\u003e✔️ A Guaranteed Conversation Starter\u003cbr data-end=\"1563\" data-start=\"1560\"\u003e✔️ Great Gift for Plant Parents with a Sense of Humor\u003cbr data-end=\"1619\" data-start=\"1616\"\u003e✔️ Perfect for Succulents, Herbs \u0026amp; Mini Greens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003c\/spz-accordion\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":67953202004285,"sku":"A-White-A00230716","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":67953202037053,"sku":"A-Black-A00230717","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/1602\/1821\/files\/117a2e21d54de4d2e8f3db7f9f240180.webp?v=1793969678","url":"https:\/\/msheep.com\/products\/tinkleted","provider":"msheep.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}