{"product_id":"toothpaste-dispenser","title":"🤣 Hilarious \"Surprise Squirt\" Penis Toothpaste Dispenser","description":"\u003cspz-accordion animate=\"\" class=\"product-desc-container lg:page-container i-spzhtml-layout-container\" data-full-width=\"true\" i-spzhtml-layout=\"container\" layout=\"container\"\u003e\u003csection class=\"relative\" expanded=\"\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-item-header flex items-center justify-between\"\u003e\u003ch3 class=\"m-0 mr-4 font-semibold leading-1.25 body-base lg:body-plus-2\"\u003eDescription\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-item-content mce-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"425\" data-start=\"132\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e😂Say goodbye to boring mornings and hello to pure hilarity with our \u003cem data-end=\"301\" data-start=\"267\"\u003eFunny Penis Toothpaste Dispenser\u003c\/em\u003e! Perfect for pranksters, gag gifts, bachelorette parties, or anyone who believes laughter is the best way to start the day.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" auto-fit=\"\" class=\"lozad lazyloaded i-spzhtml-layout-intrinsic i-spzhtml-layout-size-defined\" data-aspect-ratio=\"0.93\" height=\"480\" i-spzhtml-layout=\"intrinsic\" layout=\"intrinsic\" src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/d37bb568209db1e8abe97b8af6e5f957.gif\" width=\"516\"\u003e\u003ci-spzhtml-sizer class=\"i-spzhtml-sizer\" slot=\"i-spzhtml-svc\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"i-spzhtml-intrinsic-sizer\" role=\"presentation\" src='data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,\u0026lt;svg%20height=\"480px\"%20width=\"516px\"%20xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"%20version=\"1.1\"\/\u0026gt;'\u003e\u003c\/i-spzhtml-sizer\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e👉Just give it a little squeeze, and—boom!—your toothpaste is ready to go. But wait, there’s more! \u003cstrong\u003eThis hilarious gadget also works with mustard, ketchup, chocolate syrup, and even condensed milk. \u003c\/strong\u003eWho knew sauce could be this entertaining?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" auto-fit=\"\" class=\"lozad lazyloaded i-spzhtml-layout-intrinsic i-spzhtml-layout-size-defined\" data-aspect-ratio=\"0.80\" height=\"640\" layout=\"intrinsic\" src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/1d4fcd69ea701da25719c4efa3a13480.jpeg\" width=\"800\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"725\" data-start=\"427\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e✨Designed to look outrageously funny (and a little naughty 😉), this dispenser squirts toothpaste in a way that'll have everyone howling with laughter. \u003cstrong\u003eWhether you're pranking a roommate, spicing up your bathroom decor, or just need a hilarious pick-me-up, this is the ultimate conversation starter!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" auto-fit=\"\" class=\"lozad lazyloaded i-spzhtml-layout-intrinsic i-spzhtml-layout-size-defined\" data-aspect-ratio=\"1.00\" height=\"800\" layout=\"intrinsic\" src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/9c86046e0de888404e2f46f510c00c96.jpeg\" width=\"800\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-end=\"863\" data-start=\"843\"\u003ePerfect Gag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e – Ideal for birthdays, white elephant parties, bachelor\/bachelorette parties, and hilarious surprises!\u003cbr data-end=\"969\" data-start=\"966\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-end=\"986\" data-start=\"971\"\u003eEasy to Use\u003c\/strong\u003e – Just squeeze and let the good times roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" auto-fit=\"\" class=\"lozad lazyloaded i-spzhtml-layout-intrinsic i-spzhtml-layout-size-defined\" data-aspect-ratio=\"1.00\" height=\"800\" layout=\"intrinsic\" src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/8671de720b13d878fe40ae6b91a69b46.jpeg\" width=\"800\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality, safe, and durable resin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e5cm tall (confidence not included)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" auto-fit=\"\" class=\"lozad lazyloaded i-spzhtml-layout-intrinsic i-spzhtml-layout-size-defined\" data-aspect-ratio=\"1.00\" height=\"800\" layout=\"intrinsic\" src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/e6d5791e8493489ff0884df6bc23932f.jpeg\" style=\"display: block; 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